Humor Page

(Please excuse my humor, but I feel that once in a while we must let loose and laugh a little.  I hope that the following images or jokes do not offend anyone.  Your input would be appreciated or if you have a funny you wish to contribute, please email it to us.)

 

 

 

Sheriff's Car The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally with a company that owns Roland equipment. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got. This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car.  The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired

Joke- Lone Ranger & Tonto:

 

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent was all set up, they fell sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dumb Ranger. Someone stole the tent."